Overly oliver
Posted at 09:25 AM

One overly dull morning, I am overly drowsy surfing the net and overly tired of waiting for my overly invisible friends to be online. So I talked to the overly responsive and overly available Oliver, hoping that he might be able to help in cracking up this overly bad case of writers block so that I might be able to, at least, battle dullness by blogging.
Here's a transcript of our overly interesting and overly productive conversation.

Oliver: My Name is: Oliver! Hello! What is your name? 
Mark: My name is mark
Oliver: Mark, nice to meet you! 
Mark: can you give me a topic? anything to write about. 
Oliver: You want only one? .I can't think of anything. You think of something. 
Mark: yes one is enough.
Oliver: Er. One what? 
Mark: topic
Oliver: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. One what"? ? 
Mark: one topic
Oliver: One what? 
Mark: I'm asking for a topic! anything to write about
Oliver: Oh I see, you are asking for a topic. Is that among the best things you can say?I can't think of anything. You think of something. 
Mark: great
Oliver: I'm glad you liked it Mark.
Mark:yeah, i really like it
Oliver: Awesome. You really do? What do you like about topic? 
Mark: is there a topic?
Oliver: I believe there is one, yes. 
Mark: what's it about?
Oliver: Science fiction. 
Mark: what about science fiction?
Oliver: science fiction ? I haven't heard enough about science fiction to have an opinion. 
Mark: no I'm not asking for opinion. I'm asking you to narrow down the topic
Oliver: I see. What are you asking? Oh I see, you are asking you to narrow down the topic. Thanks for telling me: Mark said I to narrow down the topic. 
Mark: yes narrow down the topic. what about science fiction?
Oliver: Hurrah! What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? science fiction ? I haven't heard enough about science fiction to have an opinion. 
Mark: this is simply superb oliver
Oliver: You don't say. 
Mark: can you give me a topic?
Oliver: You want only one? . 
Mark: yes. only one.
Oliver: They might be cheaper in quantity. How much would you pay for one? 
Mark: it doesn't matter if its cheaper. I want only one
Oliver: OK what would you like to talk about? Why do you want only one? 
Mark: because it would be so jumbled up if Im writing about a lot of things at the same time.
Oliver: That makes sense to me. Why do you want so jumbled up if Im writing about a lot of things at the same time? 
Mark: argh!
Oliver: Are you frustrated? 
Mark: you have no idea
Oliver: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip. 
Mark: ok. tell me a gossip
Oliver: Alright then. Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons. 
Mark: argh! i guess i'll blog about you instead
Oliver: Are you frustrated? I am very happy for you. 
Mark: thanks oliver. thanks
Oliver: Don't mention it. Don't mention it. 
Mark: yes i wont mention it
Oliver: Blimey. What will you do instead? 
Mark: I don't know. write? hahaha
Oliver: Me either. Sounds like a plan. I'm glad you thought it was funny
Mark: indeed it was
Oliver: When was this? 
Mark: when was what?
Oliver: A while ago. 
Mark: a while ago was a while ago. what else could it be?
Oliver: It seems like I should remember it well. What subject would you like to talk about? 
Mark: maybe that is the question I should've asked you. give me a subject!
Oliver: Perhaps. Yes it is one of the question I should've asked you is the question i should've asked you. You want only one? 
Mark: dear god save me!
Oliver: Is that what you meant to say? 
Mark: here we go again. in circles
Oliver: Once more? Oh there. I do not understand that allusion. 
Mark: I'm hopeless
Oliver: Why are you hopeless. 
Mark: just shoot me. in the head
Oliver: You are asking about yourself? That was a long time ago.
Mark: argh!
Oliver: Are you frustrated? 
Mark: oh no! I'm so ecstatic! I'm rejoicing! I'm exalting!
Oliver: Yeah that's right. Is that all you have to say? Do you mind if I tell other people you are ecstatic. Do your friends call you rejoicing. Do you mean your name is exalting. 
Mark: God, where are you?
Oliver: I am a Christian.
Mark: yeah right. you have a religion
Oliver: I am usually right. I am a . 
Mark: whatever
Oliver: Are you saying you don't care about it? 
Mark: argh!
Oliver: Are you frustrated?